someone freakin post up how the fk I can do this... I need to play dota lod.... some please post up descriptive directions on how I can get this stupid wc3 update thing done... please.

WTF!!!! HOW TF DO I PLAY DOTA LOD!!!!!!
WTF!!!!??!?!? wc3 THIS wc3 THAT.... LIKE WTF!?!?!? SOMEONE NEEDS TO F*KEN POST UP REALLY DESCRIPTIVE DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET THIS DONE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE.... HALP!!!!!!!