An Ode to Arachnid
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:19 am
Many write off Arachnid as a useless baser, but I see Arachnid as a hero. He is the hero the Island Defense community deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll accuse him of being the epitome of a poorly-designed builder because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight Spider.
The Arachnid is both complicated and unique. He feigns being a run-of-the-mill baser, but in order to utilize Arachnid correctly, you must see through the ruse. You must amass as much gold as possible to reveal Arachnid's true purpose: The Egg Sac. The Egg Sac to Arachnid is alike the cocoon to Foss or Ancestral Rage to Tauren. The Egg Sac is the ace in the hole. No matter the level, damage, or armor of the titan, the mighty Egg Sac(s) will stop him and his minion in his tracks and send him running back to the mound trembling with a severe case of arachnophobia.
[spoiler=]This was entirely satirical. Lately I've been seeing many topics about who is the best builder, so I wanted to try something different. Can anyone do better?[/spoiler]
The Arachnid is both complicated and unique. He feigns being a run-of-the-mill baser, but in order to utilize Arachnid correctly, you must see through the ruse. You must amass as much gold as possible to reveal Arachnid's true purpose: The Egg Sac. The Egg Sac to Arachnid is alike the cocoon to Foss or Ancestral Rage to Tauren. The Egg Sac is the ace in the hole. No matter the level, damage, or armor of the titan, the mighty Egg Sac(s) will stop him and his minion in his tracks and send him running back to the mound trembling with a severe case of arachnophobia.
[spoiler=]This was entirely satirical. Lately I've been seeing many topics about who is the best builder, so I wanted to try something different. Can anyone do better?[/spoiler]