To prove I am not insane

[Jazzy3113]

https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12233659/

Takes them over an hour to win when I have nap and bobby ruining 24/7.

It is unreal, it is like if I dont get the ruiner, I am against the slark/meepo picker.

Hey, Jazzy! How you doing?

Dude, sorry to disappoint you, but that viper you posted is not me.

Chill, my love. If you dont, you will go ziplining all the way down to insanity.

Then he was your brother. Same heroes and playstyle and insane items!

[Astros]

https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12233659/

Takes them over an hour to win when I have nap and bobby ruining 24/7.

It is unreal, it is like if I dont get the ruiner, I am against the slark/meepo picker.

Hey, Jazzy! How you doing?

Dude, sorry to disappoint you, but that viper you posted is not me.

Chill, my love. If you dont, you will go ziplining all the way down to insanity.

Then he was your brother. Same heroes and playstyle and insane items!

5 seconds of your time and you could easily deduct that this individual you are referencing is from the UK, plays various heroes outside of Viper, and is likely not Brazilian.

but you are so invested into thinking people give a shit about you in a 20 year old game that they'll spend an hour of their time to ruin your game lol

it's quite obvious that players on your team are demoralized by your behavior and play below expectations because you ruin team morale.

[Jazzy3113]

9 normal players, and one ruiner.

Guess if he was on my team or the opponents!

https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12233964/

[dumpster_]

Hahahahaha!
You think master_pain and that sub 1k bara with a blademail and 3-9 score are normal players?

And you still built a damn agh on jug. And a bfury. Haha. Hahahahaha.

[dumpster_]

And you absolutely do ruin.
https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12233828
4-11-3 od. Worst on team by far.
Died repeatedly to husk for literally no reason.

Dumpster - in that game, I asked the team at the start what hero to get to counter husk because he always goes for me. They all signed off on OD. I also got cyclone and linkens to help my survivability.

Finally, every death of mine was in the team fights. There was zero solo deaths, I was always near a teammate. I happened to always die first in the team battles. I did not play great, but a ruin? That is when someone doesn't teamplay, solos or does their own thing. I don't expect you to watch the whole game, but if you did, you would see I was always around a teammate.

I'm definitely not an expert on OD, but I think your items were garbage.
Linkin is easily broken by sniper.
It doesn't do anything vs nort's ult, or riki, or undy, and even vs husk it's only mildly useful. He can still kill you from full hp without using his ult.
Eul is meh in this situation in my opinion.
I would probably go something like force staff -> sheep -> bkb. Then see from there.
With your t skill and force staff you can save yourself from anything. If riki keeps chasing you with blinks, sheep him and kill him in 2 seconds.
With your items you don't really do anything. You aren't significantly more survivable, nor do you do any serious damage.

But fuck all that.

every death of mine was in the team fights

This is a lie.

There was zero solo deaths

This is a lie.

I happened to always die first in the team battles.

This is a lie.

~10:40
ward sees husk coming
instead of running to safety you go farther away from tower and use your banish on riki
when husk comes banish is on cd and your pants are down and you die (alone and for no reason)

~15:50
die alone for no reason

~17:10
walked back into husk with 170hp to ult him (like that does anything to him)
died
supposedly to "help leo"
how does doing 0 damage to husk and dying help leo?

~21:50
team is retreating after taking a tower
ursa isn't with you so fighting 4v5 is dumb
you stop running away and walk back towards the enemy
die in 1 second
or maybe you thought undy is alone?
Oh wait, his whole team is right there behind him.
They were briefly out of vision.
Did you think they ceased to exist?

~26:10
die alone in woods when entire enemy team is missing and obviously hunting
you could even see glimpses of them

[Jazzy3113]

Just a basic snap shot of my teammate "variance" that I am trying to illustrate. I am sure you will say its somehow my fault, but the evidence is right there.

Game 1
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234115/

The opposing team has 4 mediocre players and a mort. We easily handle the 4, but mort owns our whole team. It is one of those games where one player literally carries against the entire opponent. Yes, I also had brown who ruined, but he is a known terrible player and that was to be expected. I was furion, warding all over and constantly tping to teammates, so I know you cant whine about my play.

Game 2
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234117/

I get mort this game. At first I was happy, finally a player that can properly carry. But then I thought he played godlike against me and now hes on my team. And yes, you guessed it, with a team of 5 normal players mort has a terrible game. Gets raped mid and is a total non entity.

Variance? Randomness?

I guess, but from completely carrying to completely being a non factor. Only for me.

[Astros]

Just a basic snap shot of my teammate "variance" that I am trying to illustrate. I am sure you will say its somehow my fault, but the evidence is right there.

Game 1
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234115/

The opposing team has 4 mediocre players and a mort. We easily handle the 4, but mort owns our whole team. It is one of those games where one player literally carries against the entire opponent. Yes, I also had brown who ruined, but he is a known terrible player and that was to be expected. I was furion, warding all over and constantly tping to teammates, so I know you cant whine about my play.

Game 2
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234117/

I get mort this game. At first I was happy, finally a player that can properly carry. But then I thought he played godlike against me and now hes on my team. And yes, you guessed it, with a team of 5 normal players mort has a terrible game. Gets raped mid and is a total non entity.

Variance? Randomness?

I guess, but from completely carrying to completely being a non factor. Only for me.

Shut your dumb ass up already.

You're just a garbage low IQ player who will never be good regardless of how many games you've played.

It's a weekend and you have kids. Why are you wasting your time ranting on a forum? Go take your kids to the park or something. How does your wife deal with you? Must be an arranged marriage of some sort because someone of your personality could only be dealt with by a desperate woman.

Bro, let me remind you that you're in your 40's. You whine more than a teenager. Grow the fuck up already.

[lex-]

Prove that jazzy3113 is insane. Spending too much time in the game while you have kids?? Wtf how does ur family survive without income?

[RichardCoffee]

Prove that jazzy3113 is insane. Spending too much time in the game while you have kids?? Wtf how does ur family survive without income?

he has a fancy Wall Street job that he got with his great finance competence.....such as his inability to grasp outliers, variance, reversion to the mean, and other concepts.

[Jazzy3113]

We all know that I am not some millionaire investment banker with a hot wife and kids. I lie. I still live in my parents basement.

However, my point still stands.

Mort carried his team against me. Very next game, was a total non-factor for me. It happens time and again. People have their random bad games when on my team. I am literally posting evidence day after day. Someone please believe me.

[Jazzy3113]

Its all in my head guys.
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234192/

Lowest elo on team? Check
Highest level? Check
Most kills? Check
Massive teammate feeding? Check Check!

This one was painful.
Went nort, double ult, wards, sentries, gem. Didnt flame once. Still cant get a normal team.
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234191/

[Bobalhao]

We all know that I am not some millionaire investment banker with a hot wife and kids.

WTF are you saying, Jazzy?

THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS "HOT WIFE".

[dumpster_]

This one was painful.
Went nort, double ult, wards, sentries, gem. Didnt flame once. Still cant get a normal team.
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234191/

Yea man, it must be frustrating trying to support a carry who can't carry 'cause he built lothar/agh/bfury on a jug.
Oh wait you also can't carry with a jug 'cause you also build garbage on him despite having been told what to build by one of the best players here.

[Jazzy3113]

This one was painful.
Went nort, double ult, wards, sentries, gem. Didnt flame once. Still cant get a normal team.
https://entgaming.net/openstats/game/12234191/

Yea man, it must be frustrating trying to support a carry who can't carry 'cause he built lothar/agh/bfury on a jug.
Oh wait you also can't carry with a jug 'cause you also build garbage on him despite having been told what to build by one of the best players here.

I dont know why you keep crapping on my jugg. Aga scepter is not a ruining item for Jugg. It provides mana and most importantly reduces his ult cooldown, which helps late game. These are my last few games with jugg. I dont always get scepter, but sometimes its needed. It not like im getting cyclone or some nonsense.

https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12234201
https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12234199 (this was the game I posted about bara ruining for no reason)
https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12234195
https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12234126
https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=12234122

[CUMONLEVIA]

Jazzy is playing jug alot better than his other heros. I give him credit.

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