[DOTA] [madnerd@east]
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:50 am
Replay Link: https://entgaming.net/findstats.php?id=11002200
Game Name: [ENT] DotA arem us/ca #17
Your Warcraft III Username: Sylvanas
Violator's Warcraft III Username: madnerd
Violated Rule(s): Dagon-wielding parasite. What's that you say? Please read and watch the whole thing and find out! I knew how cancerous he was while playing the game, but only by following him in the replay was I able to comprehend the scale of his scumbaggery.
Time of Violation (in-game or replay): Start: Tries to swap with Furion. I wonder why? Let's find out!
around 7 minutes and a half: kotl makes his first item. It's d4g0n!one!1!1! He goes bottom to gank. He runs into wr but she's not in dagon-killing hp range, so he does not do anything. He hangs around some more and gets attacked by wr and jugg. He runs and does nothing useful. I go help him by shielding him and attacking wr. Surprise, he last hits the escaping wr with his dagon! I'm out of mana, but who cares about other people's mana? Not that kotl! he tps back mid.
around 12: goes afk at mid t2 tower for 1 minute while the rest of the team is fighting in mid lane, presumably because dagon last hitting is extenuating and he needed a short break. He ends up showing up once the fight is over, his dagon still fully erect. He then hangs around the low mana void (who cares about low mana allies!? he has a dagon!) and takes the coin right in his face like the classy motherfucker he is.
16:20 or so: High health, out of dagon-killing threshold jugg and omni are trying to kill furion in mid lane. kotl heads there but does nothing useful. I shield furion, who manages to tp away, and omni starts taking significant tower damage. Kotl then runs towards the 350 hp omni like a dog in heat but doesn't get into range. He then proceeds not to give me any mana (who cares!? DAGON!!!!!!111one!)
19:30: Why does kotl head to where void is farming in bottom lane?
A: Take his farm?
B: Give him mana?
C: Both of these answers
Answer: A
22:50: sa is currently going to town on jugg who trapped himself on a ledge with his ult. kotl heads there and watches until he can last hit with dagon!!! AND THEN HE D0EZ!!!!!!one!!!1
25:40: We're currently fighting in top lane and winning, giving him the opportunity to possibly dagon ks, and yet he tps mid to farm the creep wave. I said he was a dagon last hitter, I never said he was a smart one. Anyway, we all reunite in middle afterwards, so that he can go ahead and not give mana to anyone.
27:40: heads to void attempting to kill jugg so that he can dagon last hit in chrono. Void gets his face omnislashed inside his chronosphere. Oh well, his dagon is still erect.
29:15: Moves into our fight and kind of just runs past everyone without doing anything (I think he used his lothars, it's kinda hard to tell due to his spirit form). Oh, did I forget to mention he got a lothar's (cue guitar solo). YOU BET THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD A MOTHERFUCKING LOTHAR'S! You can clearly see him head towards 2 different low hp heroes (jugg and then necro I believe) and fail to dagon them in time to steal either kill, because he's dumb and ugly.
30:15: I'm killing pl. kotl waits until his hp runs pathetically low and dagons him. I call him "filth". It's quite accurate.
32:15: kotl, one of the most support-oriented heroes in the whole game, does his first (and I think only?) gesture that sort of seems intended to help a teammate. He recalls sa from wherever the hell he was, which I guess sa might appreciate for one reason or another? Maybe he's tired of running around on his tiny little invisible satyr legs? Who knows. I just thought it was amazing and completely unexpected.
33:20: kotl dagon kses necro from void when he has like 10 hp left.
35:15: I'm trying to tell the other team that kotl is sneaking around in their base. This is ghosting. It's allowed because can you believe how much of a piece of shit this kotl is?
36:35: The team parasite finally evolves to his final form and proceeds to pull a dick move of biblical proportions: Void chrono's necro and omni, both of which kotl proceeds to ks back to back with dagon and eth blade (OF COURSE HE HAS AN ETH BLADE! DAGON 5, TRAVELS, LOTHAR'S, ETH BLADE, A TRUE LIVING LEGEND).
37:50: The enemy team's jugg realizes how much of a piece of shit our kotl is, so he goes magic immune just before dying so that his dagon ks fails and someone else can have his death. Soon after that, kotl last hits pl with his eth blade.
38:10: Dagon ks on ridiculously low hp necro.
Any further thoughts:
As kotl, that guy spent an entire 40 minutes game without giving mana to any teammate, ever. I believe this is a world record that can only be rewarded by a ban that is also a world record.
Game Name: [ENT] DotA arem us/ca #17
Your Warcraft III Username: Sylvanas
Violator's Warcraft III Username: madnerd
Violated Rule(s): Dagon-wielding parasite. What's that you say? Please read and watch the whole thing and find out! I knew how cancerous he was while playing the game, but only by following him in the replay was I able to comprehend the scale of his scumbaggery.
Time of Violation (in-game or replay): Start: Tries to swap with Furion. I wonder why? Let's find out!
around 7 minutes and a half: kotl makes his first item. It's d4g0n!one!1!1! He goes bottom to gank. He runs into wr but she's not in dagon-killing hp range, so he does not do anything. He hangs around some more and gets attacked by wr and jugg. He runs and does nothing useful. I go help him by shielding him and attacking wr. Surprise, he last hits the escaping wr with his dagon! I'm out of mana, but who cares about other people's mana? Not that kotl! he tps back mid.
around 12: goes afk at mid t2 tower for 1 minute while the rest of the team is fighting in mid lane, presumably because dagon last hitting is extenuating and he needed a short break. He ends up showing up once the fight is over, his dagon still fully erect. He then hangs around the low mana void (who cares about low mana allies!? he has a dagon!) and takes the coin right in his face like the classy motherfucker he is.
16:20 or so: High health, out of dagon-killing threshold jugg and omni are trying to kill furion in mid lane. kotl heads there but does nothing useful. I shield furion, who manages to tp away, and omni starts taking significant tower damage. Kotl then runs towards the 350 hp omni like a dog in heat but doesn't get into range. He then proceeds not to give me any mana (who cares!? DAGON!!!!!!111one!)
19:30: Why does kotl head to where void is farming in bottom lane?
A: Take his farm?
B: Give him mana?
C: Both of these answers
Answer: A
22:50: sa is currently going to town on jugg who trapped himself on a ledge with his ult. kotl heads there and watches until he can last hit with dagon!!! AND THEN HE D0EZ!!!!!!one!!!1
25:40: We're currently fighting in top lane and winning, giving him the opportunity to possibly dagon ks, and yet he tps mid to farm the creep wave. I said he was a dagon last hitter, I never said he was a smart one. Anyway, we all reunite in middle afterwards, so that he can go ahead and not give mana to anyone.
27:40: heads to void attempting to kill jugg so that he can dagon last hit in chrono. Void gets his face omnislashed inside his chronosphere. Oh well, his dagon is still erect.
29:15: Moves into our fight and kind of just runs past everyone without doing anything (I think he used his lothars, it's kinda hard to tell due to his spirit form). Oh, did I forget to mention he got a lothar's (cue guitar solo). YOU BET THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD A MOTHERFUCKING LOTHAR'S! You can clearly see him head towards 2 different low hp heroes (jugg and then necro I believe) and fail to dagon them in time to steal either kill, because he's dumb and ugly.
30:15: I'm killing pl. kotl waits until his hp runs pathetically low and dagons him. I call him "filth". It's quite accurate.
32:15: kotl, one of the most support-oriented heroes in the whole game, does his first (and I think only?) gesture that sort of seems intended to help a teammate. He recalls sa from wherever the hell he was, which I guess sa might appreciate for one reason or another? Maybe he's tired of running around on his tiny little invisible satyr legs? Who knows. I just thought it was amazing and completely unexpected.
33:20: kotl dagon kses necro from void when he has like 10 hp left.
35:15: I'm trying to tell the other team that kotl is sneaking around in their base. This is ghosting. It's allowed because can you believe how much of a piece of shit this kotl is?
36:35: The team parasite finally evolves to his final form and proceeds to pull a dick move of biblical proportions: Void chrono's necro and omni, both of which kotl proceeds to ks back to back with dagon and eth blade (OF COURSE HE HAS AN ETH BLADE! DAGON 5, TRAVELS, LOTHAR'S, ETH BLADE, A TRUE LIVING LEGEND).
37:50: The enemy team's jugg realizes how much of a piece of shit our kotl is, so he goes magic immune just before dying so that his dagon ks fails and someone else can have his death. Soon after that, kotl last hits pl with his eth blade.
38:10: Dagon ks on ridiculously low hp necro.
Any further thoughts:
As kotl, that guy spent an entire 40 minutes game without giving mana to any teammate, ever. I believe this is a world record that can only be rewarded by a ban that is also a world record.