making this topic in response to swimr4life

[QQNoob]

Warcraft III username: greenpanda
Realm: uswest
Situation:
Why you should be unbanned:

i'm glad you read nothing i typed in my ban appeal.. i just told you i couldn't play because my friend had to use the computer... he and i are both dota players and we know that if we afk for more than 5 mins you get afk kicked so he tried to take care of his stuff on the computer as fast as possible but he ended up using it for at least 15 mins.. it was out of my control.. and it is unfair because i never even said one word during the game that im gonna intentionally afk.. i just had to afk and the guy taht requested the ban obviously doesn't even know why i afked.. he just thinks i intentionally afked because he got owned the whole game and was raging.. and srsly idc if you had a long day.. if you thought this was wasting your time why don't you let another admin watch the replay and let them judge it on their own? and another admin even mentioned in my ban appeal that you don't even know the proper ban processing or w/e which shows how naive you are

[child]

So your reasoning towards appealing your ban is as follows:
Ill just go sentence by sentence so you realize how utterly non-sensical your claims are..., oh wait, Ill just have to summarize it since its clear you cant be bothered to write in a legible manner to appeal some stupid ban

Underlying argument: That I obviously did not read anything that you wrote in your last appeal and I am a idiot and failure as a moderator. If I had read your appeal thoroughly I would completely understand, believe and sympathize with your situation and you would be unbanned at this very moment (you should work on clarifying your purpose or intent before you speak or "write" something like an appeal, because you actually don't explicitly state that you think you were banned unfairly and should be unbanned but I filled it in for ya in combination with your last thread).
Supporting evidence:
a) I should clearly see how your friend (also a dota player) needing to use YOUR computer in the middle of a dota game for "some reason" and then having to really finish whatever he was doing on your computer was first off a 100% logical situation that I myself have even encountered many times! Also, this occurrence was completely out of your control, and moreover entirely unexpected (even though it exactly coincided with you dying -- which may I add really detracted from your 0-1-0 final score), and the fact that you did not announce publicly in the game at this moment that you are going to intentionally go afk proves that you had literally no idea this was going to happen and no control whatsoever when it did (was your friend holding a weapon?).
b) Since your friend, the dota player, you know the one who abducted your computer, knew that you would be kicked after 5 minutes and that you were in the middle of a game he was going to try hard to finish his super important project on your computer but... then sadly it took 15+ minutes. Yet! he knew or you reminded him to move before the 5 minute timer was up because you guys both know how much autobans suck
----it gets less creative from here on
c) The guy who requested this ban "don't even know you like that" and he's also an idiot who thinks that you afk'd because he feeder noob, and also was he raging so that is another strong point to support your cause.
d) Ehh the last part is a little shaky :/. I think the main points are that you do not give a crap about me, challenge me to "let" another mod watch the replay, and I am a shitty mod and really just a dumb person and so, so noob because I overlooked a step in the ban process and another mod was helping me out.

You know, after really thinking about it and considering your main argument and all of the wise and believable insight you provide here and in your last thread I am considering changing my mind