dickheadshitty wrote:Sylvanas wrote:Let me guess, you learned how it works 15 minutes ago and decided you should farm all game and get 6 butterflies because you got really excited that your alchemist's base attack speed changed and just simply kind of forgot that the game, your team and the concept of time still existed.
Do you normally just ignore the ult on hero? Who cares about the BAT when you can just go eblade+dagon right? Sounds like you're bitter from those games where I used alch and tilled you harder than a monstanto corn farm.
Oh dear, it would seem you accidentally changed my name to "Sylvanus" when you quoted me. It's funny you see, because "anus". Since were all 9 year old here, I also took some liberties with your name.
Like I said, it sounds like you just found out about base attack speed and how it works and kind of completely forgot that the whole world didn't suddenly stop existing just to suit you, your alchemist, his base attack speed and the attack speed items you're farming all fucking game for him. Convinced that you were the gatekeeper of the long lost arcane knowledge of "base attack speed", you rode off on your high horse in order to farm attack speed items while staying completely impervious to common sense. Now, your one track mind is making you spout idiocies such as "getting bkb on alchemist is stupid because it doesn't give any attack speed!!1!11" or "my allies should 4v5 for 40 minutes" without a hint of irony. All of this because you can't see a god damn thing past your fast attacking alchemist.
Now, do you have any basis in reality when you talk about tilling me like a Monsanto corn farm (sure, why not)? I haven't played on ENT in months, because I haven't been able to play arem, which was all I ever played, and which is unfortunately unsuitable for alch picker baboons who farm the jungle for 40 minutes. All of this just makes it feel like you're someone who makes up imaginary scenarios in which he doesn't suck with alchemist, which... pretty much checks out I guess.
This is my old games list, I don't think there's a dagon anywhere in it. Why don't you look through it and hold your breath until you find one?
poopheadtrashy wrote:My alch build is like the exodia of dota, you need all 5 pieces or it's a no-go (not including boots).
So in other words, shitty?
Edgeofchaos wrote:Anyone can be locked down and focused.
Even an all attack speed alch without bkb? Preposterous!
