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aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 12:12 pm
by pinheadlarry
http://storage.entgaming.net/replay/vie ... 734024.w3gI also used metasploit after the game and saw he was into the Vaseline:
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@aimskjs BTW I took the liberty to help save some money for the next time you stack and your team can't carry you to victory:
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... R3IVO?th=1
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 10:02 am
by YamiBakura32
Beautiful job defeating one of the biggest ENT Dota stackers in 2019 . Such players wont never get any respect from me. Especially these koreans i will purge them once when i find them worthy of my time.
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:39 pm
by Edgeofchaos
They are Chinese, not Korean.
And you won't beat them. It's a team of 4 who always plays on new accounts, and they still play games that are 10 elo or less. All of them counterpick and focus the 1 or 2 good players on the enemy team while the rest of the noobs do nothing.
They were
very proud of beating me for 8 ELO, even though they had to be carried by the +1 random player on their team.
Even when there are only 3 of them, they can't play well, or
this happens, so I guess they have to take what they can get.
What a sad group. No respect.
And yeah Aims is also just the same.
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 9:49 pm
by Sylvanas
I like the part where you edited the title to include the retarded monsanto metaphor you've already made before.
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 7:10 am
by pinheadlarry
Astros why did you delete my post? You still a closet bareback boi?
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 10:36 pm
by Edgeofchaos
Can you type like a normal person please?
Like I understand you're trying to be funny with this but it's just not working dude... Try something new, not a single person here finds it funny.
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 1:10 pm
by kunkka
Kid got roasted like a peking duck
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 12:19 am
by pinheadlarry
kunkka wrote:Kid got roasted like a peking duck
Excellent work.
My metaphor rating for this stands as:
10/10 For applicability especially because peking duck is gook and is very applicable to the team that got wrecked.
8/10 For maximizing potential --> Should have used the word "Cock" instead of "Kid" to add an extra pun effect since your already had used birds as your metaphor subject
7/10 For effectiveness --> While it was excellently articulated, some people probably don't know what peking duck is and therefore may not be able to appreciate your work. Know your audience; you need to construct metaphors that can be appreciated by the the abysmally low IQ of ENT members.
9.5/10 For chance to receive vocal negative feedback from Edge or TheBanterBoi regarding the quality of your metaphor
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 12:47 am
by Astros
I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.
Sincerely, Banterboi.
Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 5:32 pm
by kunkka
Astros wrote:I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.
Sincerely, Banterboi.
Lmaooo! again, kid got roasted like a peking duck