An Ode to Arachnid

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An Ode to Arachnid

Postby ApomTom » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:19 am

Many write off Arachnid as a useless baser, but I see Arachnid as a hero. He is the hero the Island Defense community deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll accuse him of being the epitome of a poorly-designed builder because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight Spider.

The Arachnid is both complicated and unique. He feigns being a run-of-the-mill baser, but in order to utilize Arachnid correctly, you must see through the ruse. You must amass as much gold as possible to reveal Arachnid's true purpose: The Egg Sac. The Egg Sac to Arachnid is alike the cocoon to Foss or Ancestral Rage to Tauren. The Egg Sac is the ace in the hole. No matter the level, damage, or armor of the titan, the mighty Egg Sac(s) will stop him and his minion in his tracks and send him running back to the mound trembling with a severe case of arachnophobia.

[spoiler=]This was entirely satirical. Lately I've been seeing many topics about who is the best builder, so I wanted to try something different. Can anyone do better?[/spoiler]
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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Lichard » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:37 am

Beautiful.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Burn » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:06 am

Arach super towers have more DPS than Gnoll or Murloc supers.
Has wall walk for re-walling and troll/stalling.
Has two escapes, both low cooldown.
Good poison for double base.

Fin.

Murloc trash. Necofix pls.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby TimmyTheTauren » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:24 am

apomtom dog shit ! !
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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Pongu » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:05 am

Apom drunk ?

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby TooNoobForU » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:42 am

he has so much free time
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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby aRt)Y » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:26 am

ApomTom wrote:He is the hero the Island Defense community deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll accuse him of being the epitome of a poorly-designed builder because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight Spider.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Envyzible » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:39 pm

Fuck you Arachnid, burn it with fire.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Dr_CoolHaus » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:41 pm

Envyzible wrote:Fuck you Arachnid, burn it with fire.


Spiderbro is hurt by such angry words.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Coolty44 » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:58 am

Envyzible wrote:Fuck you Arachnid, burn it with fire.


Titan detected

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby Burn » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:10 pm

Titans hate him! So OP.

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Re: An Ode to Arachnid

Postby koblaster12345 » Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:55 pm

Envyzible wrote:Fuck you Arachnid, burn it with fire.


Someone has arachnophobia
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