free jared@useast.battle.net PART 2 BABY

[Eloquence]

Your Warcraft III username: Jared
Realm/Gateway: Azeroth
Why are you banned: Mag Glitch
Why you should be unbanned: Hello friends, foes, fans, lovers, haters, and anyone else who may not be accounted for in the former listings.

You may not know me, I am but a small boy in the masses of players in this game we all love. A boy hidden in the shadows of a large tree. This tree being the large Oak that is Warcraft III. I am but a mere acorn. An acorn that is being taken away from his home by the squirrel. This squirrel is known as Magnataur... but that is besides the point. I am a boy who was wronged. A boy who was plighted. This egregious crime against the community itself should not be tolerated. We must take a stand against the squirrel. The squirrel is sinking its teeth into the community, tearing it apart with its claws. My upbringings taught me of the squirrel, nimble, cunning. Ever since I was a mere bud in the leaves of my forefathers I have witnessed the squirrel leaping to and fro, branch to branch. I always thought of the squirrel as a protector, a guardian. Do not let the squirrel, leaping from branch to branch, confuse the innards of your mind.

This so called "bot impersonation", I'll have you know, is no such crime according to the rulebook. I like to think myself as a teacher. The message I sent in those games was but a test, a brain excercise. The few who failed the test you may think of as victims. No. They now understand, my so called crime was a lesson. Many attack the gaming world as a fatal end to social interaction, learning, even education at its core. Negative. A savior has arrived. This savior, taking the name of a childhood hero known as Jared. He is here to help challenge the minds of gamers today. He is here to exercise these minds of the malleable young gamers of today, the future of this world.

I am a humble servant to humanity. I do not wish for immunity, I am the same as you. I do not wished to be unbanned today, but in time. I will humbly accept the punishment that was laid down upon me from those who did not see passed the outer shell of my true actions. However, I wish to abbreviate the ban sentence that was hammered down on me. I wish to be released the from the bars that are the squirrel's teeth.

I do not wish this to be quickly swept under the rug that is the hollow in the tree. I wish for my fellow acorns, hiding in the shadows of the great Oak to see this message. I hope that they will see that a hero has arrived, that they do not have to fear anymore. Rally with me my friends, so that we may strive to have my shackles removed. And if this plea fails, please think of me as a martyr. We will not let them win!

oh and heres the link to the rules i broke
http://wiki.entgaming.net/index.php?tit ... ming:Rules

Do not ruin the game on purpose:
Do not teamkill (ex. blocking, maliciously using spells, destroying/hiding/stealing/massing items, selling towers, etc).
Do not go away from keyboard for an excessive amount of time, especially without telling other players beforehand, and/or refuse to play the game in an attempt to ruin it. Neither are you allowed to grief by resetting the afk timer.
Do not feed or suicide on purpose which negatively affects the game.
Do not save or pause the game while playing in order to distract players and hinder gameplay.
Do not ghost by leaking information to your enemies/opponents.
Do not purposely glitch or exploit the game.
If teammates shared control, do not abuse it.

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#FreeJared

[Titan_Loser]

I do not believe Jared learned his lesson. It is like rape... he basically raped someone with his mag. Rape is unforgivable. If you unban him, you basically are raping the public. Rape is not something anyone should ever agree with.

[pep]

Imo he fucking ruined that game. The game changed completely after he glitched, intentionally ruining a game should be added to the offences. gg

[Eloquence]

plz guys titan was new no chance of winning i am too much of a god gg ez game

[Merex]

I'm not taking these seriously until you make a proper ban appeal which doesn't involve copy/pasting.