Idiot(s) of the day award

[EdgeOfChaos]

https://entgaming.net/openstats/dota/game/11362047/

When I play for 20+, I expect idiots on my team. I didn't expect this.

1) Immediately, a player goes AFK and shares control, telling us to use his hero.
2) My brilliant team mate comes up with a plan: suicide him into Rosh

(01:20 / Allied) EyeGrease: send him to Rosh
(01:23 / Allied) NightRiver: Don't.
(01:27 / Allied) EyeGrease: no
(01:33 / Allied) EyeGrease: that's what happens dude

3) I obviously say no. I say I will report them if they do this shit, which causes Gondar to go into game throwing mode.

(01:57 / Allied) underdogteam: what a loser
(02:06 / Allied) underdogteam: someone who would even report
(02:06 / Allied) EyeGrease: Professional.
(02:10 / Allied) underdogteam: going mid
(02:11 / Allied) EyeGrease: Punctuating your sentences.
(I was mid)

Welp here we go.
Sure enough, he comes mid for no purpose other than to ruin my lane against slark (I win it anyways).

So I pulled out my hard carry Geomancer, ignored my entire team, and carried these noobs even though they were absolutely undeserving; check out their scores and items, not a single player even CLOSE to playing at average skill on my team. We had an NA with literally nothing, the old classic 800 HP Gondar build, double critical strike Jugger without aghs, a Warlock who obviously has no mana to sustain his double ult, and they all ended the game around lvl 11/12.

I would literally rather have a team of B.E.A.S.T, Mexican_Wisp, star_fall, and og.sugarbooger than these players.

How did they fail to beat my meepo with this amazing strategy?!
(29:21 / Allied) PuckU.: FUCK!
(29:39 / Allied) PuckU.: sk you need
(29:53 / Allied) PuckU.: sk you need
(29:58 / Allied) PuckU.: blade mail
Blademail on a carry against meepo. Always a great idea....

[Letbell]

+1

[Peachtree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY