aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

[pinheadlarry]

http://storage.entgaming.net/replay/vie ... 734024.w3g

I also used metasploit after the game and saw he was into the Vaseline:

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@aimskjs BTW I took the liberty to help save some money for the next time you stack and your team can't carry you to victory: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... R3IVO?th=1

[YamiBakura32]

Beautiful job defeating one of the biggest ENT Dota stackers in 2019 . Such players wont never get any respect from me. Especially these koreans i will purge them once when i find them worthy of my time.

[Edgeofchaos]

They are Chinese, not Korean.

And you won't beat them. It's a team of 4 who always plays on new accounts, and they still play games that are 10 elo or less. All of them counterpick and focus the 1 or 2 good players on the enemy team while the rest of the noobs do nothing.

They were very proud of beating me for 8 ELO, even though they had to be carried by the +1 random player on their team.
Even when there are only 3 of them, they can't play well, or this happens, so I guess they have to take what they can get.

What a sad group. No respect.
And yeah Aims is also just the same.

[Sylvanas]

I like the part where you edited the title to include the retarded monsanto metaphor you've already made before.

[pinheadlarry]

Astros why did you delete my post? You still a closet bareback boi?

[Edgeofchaos]

Can you type like a normal person please?

Like I understand you're trying to be funny with this but it's just not working dude... Try something new, not a single person here finds it funny.

[kunkka]

Kid got roasted like a peking duck

[pinheadlarry]

Kid got roasted like a peking duck

Excellent work.

My metaphor rating for this stands as:

10/10 For applicability especially because peking duck is gook and is very applicable to the team that got wrecked.

8/10 For maximizing potential --> Should have used the word "Cock" instead of "Kid" to add an extra pun effect since your already had used birds as your metaphor subject

7/10 For effectiveness --> While it was excellently articulated, some people probably don't know what peking duck is and therefore may not be able to appreciate your work. Know your audience; you need to construct metaphors that can be appreciated by the the abysmally low IQ of ENT members.

9.5/10 For chance to receive vocal negative feedback from Edge or TheBanterBoi regarding the quality of your metaphor

[Astros]

I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.

Sincerely, Banterboi.

[kunkka]

I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.

Sincerely, Banterboi.

Lmaooo! again, kid got roasted like a peking duck