sad shit rryw

[dumpster_]

I haven't been playing much lately.
It gave me time to focus on my other passions, like poetry!
I proudly submit to you my latest masterpiece.


Sad Shit Rryw

Sad, sad shit rryw.
From his shittiness there's no reprieve.
When he chrono's his mates
he deserves all the hate.
Sad, sad shit rryw.

Sad, sad shit rryw.
Why is he still such shit? My good grief!
He fails rhasta ults
'cause he's a dolt.
Sad, sad shit rryw.

Sad, sad shit rryw.
You say one word, he feels so aggrieved.
When he picks pl
I hope he rots in hell.
Sad, sad shit rryw.

Sad, sad shit rryw.
Low IQ dumbfuck from Tel Aviv.
He farms woods with leo
without stout or QB. Oh-
Sad, sad shit rryw!

Contact my publicist bolbol for collaboration requests.

[RichardCoffee]

10/10 poem. Never did I breathe the pure serene of RRYW hate until I heard you speak out loud and bold.

[Astros]

You guys know he made $3 million investing in SMCI? I remember he told me he refused to sell because he didn't want to pay 40% income taxes because he didn't know LTCG was 15%. This bozo (obviously lying) refused to believe that the company was committing fraud and now their auditors refused to audit them. What's he doing these days? Trapping his teammates in chrono or is he still using rhasta with 700 hp 30 minutes into the game?

[lex-]

Is rryw mogul Chinese or Mongolian?? I mean he's kinda funny but you guys just hate him. It's a game win or lose but I feel too much drama on the site.

[RichardCoffee]

The vales and hills and flowing streams resound
To echo chilling cries of teammates' rage
For Mogul trapped a few allies, in blue bound,
Of Chrono's shade of deadly hue that does cage.

The frozen pickings easy sat, for sniper or bat,
To end the game, and tarnish Mogul's rep the more.
"To play with him? Never again" exclaims the chat,
"He moves around blind, I weep my ELO score."

So ends a day within a game in Mogu's life,
He never took blame, but claimed it needless strife.
So joins he another lobby, and more of the same
To his eternal, unending shame.

[mk4r32]

Honestly, I'm not even trying to be a dick. RRYW is literally the one player that has progressively gotten worse.

https://entgaming.net/openstats/dota/pl ... ouownjob./

Rushes heart on PL as first item and joins late after the fight is about to be over on top.

He still has zero micro or knowledge of the game, it's unreal.

[EdteOfChaos2]

I think RRYW is Russian

[dumpster_]

What's he doing these days? Trapping his teammates in chrono or is he still using rhasta with 700 hp 30 minutes into the game?

Hahaha, can confirm the latter.

https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnkD.gif
https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnkX.gif
https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnvS.gif

24 minutes, his only item is bots.
He went mana boots -> bots.
Didn't disassemble and sell the point booster, just straight up got another pair of boots.
Then sold mana boots but didn't use the money for anything.
Then died and lost the money.
Respawned, tried to tp to the fight that was still happening, but failed. Probably tp creep died.
Then raged.

(24:48 / All) DATARA*): fuck 3 trashes all on me
This was said after dying in 2 seconds without getting ult off.

[dumpster_]

I think RRYW is Russian

Curious what makes you say that.

[Astros]

What's he doing these days? Trapping his teammates in chrono or is he still using rhasta with 700 hp 30 minutes into the game?

Hahaha, can confirm the latter.

https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnkD.gif
https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnkX.gif
https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SGnvS.gif

24 minutes, his only item is bots.
He went mana boots -> bots.
Didn't disassemble and sell the point booster, just straight up got another pair of boots.
Then sold mana boots but didn't use the money for anything.
Then died and lost the money.
Respawned, tried to tp to the fight that was still happening, but failed. Probably tp creep died.
Then raged.

(24:48 / All) DATARA*): fuck 3 trashes all on me
This was said after dying in 2 seconds without getting ult off.

He's so dumb lol

He once had 3k or something gold and I asked why he wasn't buying anything. he said he was saving up for scepter. Idiot thought you needed to buy the entire item recipe at the same time or something

[RichardCoffee]

I'm pretty sure he's Chinese or something. If no other reason, he copied pasted (accidentally) chinese characters into his chat messages a few times. Before that I thought he was Romanian because his earliest accounts showed Romania as his IP (before he became a site-wide meme).

Also, I'm 99% sure he traps allies on purpose sometimes, esp. if you talk shit or if he wants to get a kill and stop your melee hero from getting it. In 2 of my games, he trapped me in rhasta wards as I was fighting an enemy, but the move was such that you had to specifically aim the rhasta ult on my hero to trap me. No other explanation. Quite sure he does it with void ult too on purpose sometimes, though most are unintentional.

[dumpster_]

Yea, he almost certainly trolls on purpose sometimes.
I've seen him waste chrono on nothing in jungle shortly before we'd have to defend a win-or-lose push.
The hotkey for it isn't that close to the hotkey for timewalk, so I don't see how he could've done it accidentally.
So he probably did it to subtly throw.

[minger1]

His forum name is “zionreturning”. He is definitely Jewish. My guess is that his half Jewish and half fkin idiot.

[lex-]

I don't care who he is, but he's going to get married with dumpster_. Mogu is rich with his stock exchange and more detail please ask Astros about it. Mogu is Asian dude I am sure about it, he eats dog and cat too. Du ma con viet, di di an pham.

[Astros]

He's Chinese. One of those fresh off the boat ones.